Gotta love da Wolfshead Clan!
Sales of "I ♥ the Wolfshead Clan" t-shirts (made of chainmail, obviously) have reached an all-time high in the land of Mordor, narrowly beating the previous favourite (and state-sponsored) "FU to the Pirate King" breastplate.
Down in the Havens of Umbar, Orc 'cleaners' have been busy removing guerilla fighters who support the upstart 'lord of the ring'. These fighters are being sent to re-education camps.
Gondorians! What are you doing? Can you not sense the threat of this ring-wielding monster? Unite with peaceful Mordor and together we can vanquish this foe as the good neighbours we were born to be!
The Mouth
Official Mordor Ministry of Peace Broadcast
Down in the Havens of Umbar, Orc 'cleaners' have been busy removing guerilla fighters who support the upstart 'lord of the ring'. These fighters are being sent to re-education camps.
Gondorians! What are you doing? Can you not sense the threat of this ring-wielding monster? Unite with peaceful Mordor and together we can vanquish this foe as the good neighbours we were born to be!
The Mouth
Official Mordor Ministry of Peace Broadcast
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