The Mouth Speaks

People of Middle Earth! The time has come to rise up against this evil sorceror in the South. This diabolical ex-Pirate has come into the posession of an artifact which can only have turned his mind to madness. See how he has deserted his homelands and formed a single massive army.

If the free nations of middle earth unite this tub-thumper can be dispenced with. My lord Sauron has the power to tame this artifact and make middle earth safe for all. Surely trust placed given the fact that the forces have Mordor have done nothing but seek to avoid combat for the last few weeks.

Dwarves, Men, Elves, Halflings. Turn your attention South.