Turn 6: Sauron Covers the Land In Darkness
The terrifying hordes of Mordor extend their reach across all corners of Middle Earth. The brave men of Gondor felt the weight of the Dark Lords power as more than 40,000 troops stormed the fair lands of Lamedon. Reinforcements were tragically delayed when the Nazgul sapped the will of the forces at Lebennin. More than 20,000 Gondor warriors were slain, their eyes constantly turning to the horizon in hope. But none was to come. Prince Imrahil was unavailable to comment.
The men of Rohan were hard pressed as the Dark Lords Lieutenant marched upon Eastfold slaughtering more than 6000 hapless horsemen. The encirclement of East Emnet was completed when Mordor troops streamed from the North to overwhelm 2000 men of Rohan in West Emnet.
Gains were also made by Mordor in the South, as the men of Near Harad were outnumbered 4-1. More than six and a half thousand Haradrim were killed.Elsewhere in Middle Earth, an emergency meeting of the DMC (Dwarven Mercenary Company) was called by shocked shareholders. The Dwarves debated long into the night as to how 4000 Dwarven mercenaries were committed to a contract and then massacred by oncoming Lord Celeborn and 30000 Elven troops. Heads will roll on the Risk Management team. Literally.
A huge expeditionary force sallied out of Minas Tirith to quash the orcs in Lossarnach, only to find that they’d moved on.
Once and a half thousand furry footers were slaughtered whilst having tea on the North Downs.
The men of Rohan were hard pressed as the Dark Lords Lieutenant marched upon Eastfold slaughtering more than 6000 hapless horsemen. The encirclement of East Emnet was completed when Mordor troops streamed from the North to overwhelm 2000 men of Rohan in West Emnet.
Gains were also made by Mordor in the South, as the men of Near Harad were outnumbered 4-1. More than six and a half thousand Haradrim were killed.Elsewhere in Middle Earth, an emergency meeting of the DMC (Dwarven Mercenary Company) was called by shocked shareholders. The Dwarves debated long into the night as to how 4000 Dwarven mercenaries were committed to a contract and then massacred by oncoming Lord Celeborn and 30000 Elven troops. Heads will roll on the Risk Management team. Literally.
A huge expeditionary force sallied out of Minas Tirith to quash the orcs in Lossarnach, only to find that they’d moved on.
Once and a half thousand furry footers were slaughtered whilst having tea on the North Downs.
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