Turn 7: Rohan Stand Firm
The brave men of Rohan stood fast at Helms Deep where they were almost overrun by a large force of Orcs sent from the black hills of Mordor. As reinforcements from Edoras took to the walls, the defenders vanquished their opponents (who outnumbered them more than two to one) and songs are being drafted as this goes to press. 15000 orcs were slain for the lives of 5000 men.
Elsewhere, 13000 Rohan citizens were summarily executed in Eastfold as the ravenous hordes of Mordor sat down to lunch.
The Dark Lord suffered a setback in the South as thousands of rampaging pirates streamed into Near Harad. Another large force of Haradrim, around 10000 men were somewhat surprised to discover more than 30000 mordor troops defending the vast realm of Khand. A brief discussion resulted in the loss of all 10,000 men.Elsewhere in Middle Earth, massive Elven and Mordor armies vied for control of several provinces, completely missing each other in the process.
The Dwarves marched in the River Running singing ancient battle songs and grumbling about the collapse of DMC. The ailing Mercenary corp called in the receivers to interview the heads of the company which were duly presented on platters.
A large band of Uruk Hai marched into the Gap of Rohan. Whether this was done with the permission of the horse lords is unclear.
Furry footed hobbits aided the Elves in the recapture of the North Downs as Mordor forces withdrew to the mountain strongholds.
The massive fortress of Belfalas, home of Prince Imrahil was stormed by Mordor. Sadly its underdefended walls were unable to resist.
Where is the White Rider?
What’s it got in it’s pocketses?
Elsewhere, 13000 Rohan citizens were summarily executed in Eastfold as the ravenous hordes of Mordor sat down to lunch.
The Dark Lord suffered a setback in the South as thousands of rampaging pirates streamed into Near Harad. Another large force of Haradrim, around 10000 men were somewhat surprised to discover more than 30000 mordor troops defending the vast realm of Khand. A brief discussion resulted in the loss of all 10,000 men.Elsewhere in Middle Earth, massive Elven and Mordor armies vied for control of several provinces, completely missing each other in the process.
The Dwarves marched in the River Running singing ancient battle songs and grumbling about the collapse of DMC. The ailing Mercenary corp called in the receivers to interview the heads of the company which were duly presented on platters.
A large band of Uruk Hai marched into the Gap of Rohan. Whether this was done with the permission of the horse lords is unclear.
Furry footed hobbits aided the Elves in the recapture of the North Downs as Mordor forces withdrew to the mountain strongholds.
The massive fortress of Belfalas, home of Prince Imrahil was stormed by Mordor. Sadly its underdefended walls were unable to resist.
Where is the White Rider?
What’s it got in it’s pocketses?
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